Hot Takes. Day 352.

Per Merriam-Webster, a hot take is “a quickly produced, strongly worded, and often deliberately provocative or sensational opinion or reaction (as in response to current news).”

I have a few:

• Spiders are beautiful, sweet creatures that fascinate me.
• Extra onions is the only way to go when ordering, well, anything savory.
• Snakes mean no harm and are not usually aggressive unless when in defense-mode.
• Painful merlot is the best merlot.
• Black coffee is delicious.
• Sour candies are just bad.
• The new eyebrow trends are not for me.
• I love snow.
• Snapchat sucks.
• I don’t like gossip.
• Galaxy is better than iPhone.
• The beach is better in the winter.
• Cashews are no good.
• Unsweet tea is better than sweet.
• Every type of cheese is good cheese.